What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?
dont you fucking dare
(via the-pietriarchy)Source: the-damonator
As I’ve mentioned before, I am trying to put together a 10-year anniversary edition of my first book, Lost at Sea (which came out in December 2003, so you do the math!)
I was thinking it would be cute to have some reader testimonials on the back or inside the book, so if you really connected with Lost at Sea, please send me a tumblr note, or email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) with a brief paragraph, preferably 100 words or less, plus a first name and last initial (ie “Bryan O.”) and I’ll try to select a few for the book!
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
this is still 100% relative to the way i am around people